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Here's a few words about what I do. I poses a Masters Degree in Business Administration from a renown life experience educational institutions. I just can't believe I got that degree for just under $60. It looks really impressive on the wall of my livingroom. Besides that, I have been recognized by some as an incarnation of Kalkin. However I never got paid for that. So I ended up as a sect leader for exactly 12 years where I serves as a bad example for others to follow. Finally, I gave up on religion and am an unemployed Incarnation of God. My favorite recording is Highway To Hell by AC-DC, which I believe possesses magical healing power that could raise back to life even the dead. My favorite pastime has always been making a fool of myself and watching adult educational movies when there's nothing better to do. Besides that I am just your average quiet, introverted geek type of guy that likes to stay in his cocoon for weeks surfing the Web on his magic broom and irritating members of the many groups I run with my lack of culture. One more thing, usually I don't join clubs that would like me as a member; though sometimes I make some exceptions. That's why I have to create my own clubs.

So, my advice to all who decide to follow in my footsteps: Please, don't. And please don't do anything I would...

Down Town in Chicago, 1969